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[01 Mar 2005|08:57pm] |
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jason, i really think you should just be goth. it would seriously suit you. you're really skinny, have an a-frame, listen to the cure, talk really quite. i'm serious, its perfect.
when i was a goth, i wasn't fucking retarded. i was HOT. i didn't draw upside down crosses on my forehead or wear shitty cakey white makeup. i just used it as an excuse to wear garter belts and fishnets and ripped up wedding dresses. 8th grade was a good year for me.
hey did you know that:
A law in Helena, Montana mandates that a woman cant dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has 3 pounds, 2 ounces of clothing on.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England. But only in tropical-fish stores.
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[01 Feb 2005|08:42pm] |
man i feel like making out with someone..... ANYONE. i've completely forgotten what boy's lips feel like. i forgot what boy's hands feel like too. i'm considering paying someone to touch my boobs.
oh, i also found out that i've been pregnant since like, i dunno, um.... decemberish? silly me thinking i was getting fat. whatev, i'm getting that shit sucked/cut out asap. aka like next week. but i mean, whats the rush? i waited this long...
( up in hurr, up in hurr )
i've decided that ultimately, what would make me happiest when i grow up, is giving abortions. its the only career i have ever been sure on. people are always all like "dude, fucking watch an abortion and you wont be pro-choice anymore".
i'd be like "WHY I PERFORMED 16 JUST TODAY!"
i'm insensitive. you're a slut. get over it.
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